Who Would Win in a Tennis Match: Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton?

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  • Fall Season: 9/13 – 10/25
  • Teams: 6 people min per team (3 girls / 3 dudes)
  • Matches: 6 matches per season
  • When: Tuesday Nights

Where: Piedmont Park, Blackburn Tennis Center, and Bitsy Grant Tennis Center

Have you ever played tennis? Who cares. Have you ever touched balls? Who cares. Have you ever been rachet? Sorry, racket. Who cares. There are 13 reasons you should sign up for this tennis league:
  1. It is only $60 and they take care of everything
  2. They only allow 18 – 35 year olds
  3. You need the exercise
  4. It forces you to talk to other people
  5. Your cats need some alone time
  6. Tuesday night TV sucks
  7. We get paid to send this email
  8. It won’t be hot as balls outside this fall
  9. People that play sports are more attractive than people that don’t play sports
  10. You should always wear costumes during tennis
  11. You get a free t-shirt
  12. HOLY SH*T!! A FREE TSHIRT?
  13. There is no 13
Ok, so back to our original question: who would win if Don Trump played Hillary Clinton in tennis? The research department here at A Social Mess poured over thousands of pages of research and and ran millions of algorithms to determine who would win the tennis match. Here are the results:
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In regards to each of the two candidates tweets surrounding Serena Williams tennis match, Donald Trump got 25,019 likes and Hillary Clinton got 11,488 likes. Therefore, Donald Trump would win. God help us all…
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