By Laura Diem
Listen up, beanbags. There is a lot going on in Atlanta these days. Mostly traffic and weather… and people updating their Facebook statuses about traffic and weather. Much appreciated btdubs since I don’t own a TV, a phone, a computer, a car or eyeballs.
Anyways, now that the excitement of Tribble finally coming home from his “sailing trip” (read: he was in rehab) has passed, it’s time to focus on more important things, like seeing A CAT CIRCUS ROCK BAND.
Yeah. Let that soak in. There is LITERALLY a rock band made of cats coming to The 7 Stages Theatre called “The Amazing Acro-Cats featuring Tuna and the Rock Cats”. Holy sh*t, what.
Brb watching the music video again.
Naturally, my mature friends and I will be attending the matinee show this Saturday at 4pm. I don’t really know what’s going to happen, mostly because I spent all week crying and losing my mind over this like any normal person would – but what I do know is that real live cats might be playing guitars. I think. K, take all my money.
Hopefully we will have some critic reviews and autographs to share next week if we don’t:
A: Get blackout drunk
B: Die from excitement
C: Storm the stage and go to jail