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Top 10  Things You DO NOT DO at TomorrowWorld 2015

Top 10 Things You DO NOT DO at TomorrowWorld 2015

Tom Humphreys

September 10th, 2015

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I got one word for you: SHAQ IS NOW AN ELECTRONIC TRAP DJ AND WILL BE PLAYING AT TOMORROWORLD. Jesus Christ. Who next? I’ll tell you who…..Willie Nelson. We have t-minus 15 days till TomorrowWorld 2015 kicks off on September 25th. This glorious spectacle of […]

Amazing Life Hacks That Are Amazing

Amazing Life Hacks That Are Amazing

Tom Humphreys

August 26th, 2015

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By Trey Humphreys Everyone is looking for a shortcut to a better life and more happiness. Well, lucky for you I have the answer: Drugs. If Nancy Reagan scared you straight in ’85 and you think alcohol is goofy, then here are a few other […]

My 5 Day Text Marathon with a Spammer that Doesn’t End Pretty…

My 5 Day Text Marathon with a Spammer that Doesn’t End Pretty…

Tom Humphreys

August 13th, 2015

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I write this with a broken heart. Last week, a man named “Tom” contacted a company I own asking to rent a bus. Poor Tom said that he is hearing impaired and would have to do the transaction over email and text. Because I like […]

An Ode to Arnold and Hot Dogs

An Ode to Arnold and Hot Dogs

Tom Humphreys

July 29th, 2015

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By Ema Cupcake SO…Furbus Trey has spoken and decided the people want to read what I have to write. Who I am? Good question. I’m a 20-something, unemployed (Who wants to take me to lunch?) female who did not match with Trey Humphreys on Tinder. […]

Real Life Hangover Cures

Real Life Hangover Cures

Tom Humphreys

July 15th, 2015

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  By Trey Humphreys Let’s focus for a minute. If there is one thing I hate in this glorious world of ours, it’s a handicap inducing hangover. If you don’t drink or can drink in moderation like a real show off, then stop reading this […]

My First French Kiss

My First French Kiss

Tom Humphreys

February 5th, 2015

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Horrific. That about sums it up. There comes a point in every man and woman’s life where you French Kiss for the first time. Unless you don’t. I guess. My introduction to this world of romantic endeavor occurred in the 6th grade. However, my first […]

Ticket Price Increase Next Tuesday. THANKS OBAMA.

Ticket Price Increase Next Tuesday. THANKS OBAMA.

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January 29th, 2015

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We apologize, but are forced by the laws of nature to increase ticket prices next Tuesday due to higher than usual ticket sales. You see, math whizzes, we are only allowed to sell a certain amount of pre-sale tickets due to space constraints at Piedmont […]

LEPRE*CON 2015

LEPRE*CON 2015

Tom Humphreys

January 22nd, 2015

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A Social Mess and its constituents (those don’t exist) are proud to announce LERPRE*CON 2015 at the Park Tavern on March 14th. Somehow, someway, this party has become our largest and wildest party of the year and we are not even Irish. Ish. There was […]

The Scariest Christmas of My Life

The Scariest Christmas of My Life

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December 23rd, 2014

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house… Scratch that. It was Christmas morning and MY WORLD CAME CRASHING DOWN. Let me preface this disaster with some background info. You see, long ago about third grade, Mom and I were living in an […]

A Magical Night with Susan Boyle

A Magical Night with Susan Boyle

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November 13th, 2014

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A Magical Night with Susan Boyle  By Trey Humphreys To my recollection, I only saw two music shows this past year. Just two. One was the TomorrowWorld Electronic Music Festival with over 300 DJ’s and a billion dollars in lasers, pyro, glow sticks and speakers. […]