Vday UNfashion Show

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Hello sweet lover! It’s your mistress A Social Mess. Your well endowed, lustful and busty Social Mess. I want you so bad. I need you. Snapchat me you sexy beast. Listen folks, here at A Social Mess we are not very good at love and whatnot but by George we are good at partying. Therefore, we are throwing a sweet little extravaganza on Valentines Day for those who think Valentines day is nonsense. Spray tans and botox, we are taking over Johnny’s Hideaway Thursday night, February 14th for the Social Mess UNfashion show and Lovers Utopia. We are going to highlight awful fashion on hot chicks and fat dudes. We are also going to bring in our DJs, Johnnys DJs and a myraid of Atlanta’s finest folks. This is a FREE party so come play with us. You will laugh, you will cry and you might go home with someone in your grandparents bingo group. Enjoy the sweet, sultry sounds of DJ CANNONBALL and DJ MADFLIP whilst previewing 2013 fashions only approved by A Social Mess and modeled by hot and not Social Mess Models. THURSDAY FEB 14th 8 pm – who cares, JOHNNY’S HIDEAWAY! FREE! Get your free ticket HERE.

21+, Tickets are first come first serve at the door.

Lepre*CON 2013 Shots

Someone, anyone, please tell me how (exactly how) ANYONE who lives in Ireland is still alive. Lepre*CON 2013 beat us like things that really get beat up. ONE HELL OF A PARTY. Best party yet! God Bless you people. We want to thank all of you booze-hounds who showed up in a frenzy Saturday. We can’t wait to do it again. Now, here are the pictures from the greatest St. Pats party of all time (well at least the ones the sober lawyers say we can release). Look for the others on Cinemax.LepreCON 2013

LepreCON 2013

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Call the NRA, this ones doing to be outrageous. A Social Mess presents the 4th annual LEPRE*CON 2013! Last year we has a small gathering of 4000 people and this year we are going large! Saturday, March 16th at Park Tavern: 3 pm till the Irish win a football game. The Spring Break Stage is BACK and we are making the contest more illegal full of debauchery.  We are also bringing in the current DJ from LMFAO – DJ Dainjazone, and original Beastie Boys DJ – DJ Hurricane to our usual Madflip hoopla…because they can PARTY. This is the St. Patrick’s day party of all parties. Ireland will be closed as they all will be at the Park Tavern. Wait till you see who we have hosting this beast! Oh lawd. Wear green, wear chaps, wear chains, wear your mother – we don’t care. Get your ticket now because we have to shut of presale tickets at 2000 (’til we know the weather permits!). Rules are rules, man. CONTESTS, DJS, HALF NUDE CHICKS, WET TSHIRTS, BUD LIGHT, JAGERMEISTER SHOTS, BUNIONS, FOAM PIT and real bull riding if we can talk Park Tavern into it. Love you.

And now, here is a video from last year’s mayhem. Enjoy. GET TICKETS.

Hosted by: Alex Branch, Abigail Thompson, Allie Burrow, Ashley Hesseltine, Bonnie Lee, Brian Sernulka, Brian Stearns, Buddy Owen, Casey Arundel, Jenny Tribuzio, Jacob SNAKE Schumaker, Jennifer Lester, Jimbo Tomanchek, Joe Rountree, John John “FREE HUGS” Delladonna, Katie Jackson, Kelly Chase, Kelly O’Brien, Kim Junod, Libby Vawter Duncan, Keri Kilgore, Logan Duke, Macy Omer, Jay “MAYOR” Winter, Mercedes Montalvo, Matt Stephen (Cheater), Meagan Cavanaugh, Mick McDonald, Nathan Rigsby, Rae Riccio, Tom Rittle, SaraBeth Custin, Trey Humphreys

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The World’s Greatest Most Fantastic Super Duper Anti-hotel New Year’s Eve Gala Extravaganza in the Universe. Ever. Part IV.

A Social Mess, in all its glory, is proud to present THE WORLDS GREATEST, MOST FANTASTIC SUPER DUPER ANTI-HOTEL NEW YEARS EVE GALA EXTRAVAGANZA IN THE UNIVERSE. EVER. PART IV. This epic New Year’s Eve Party will be the sexiest soiree in all of Atlanta and surrounding countries with 1,500 of the hottest ladies and gents in the South ringing in 2013 with a BANG. You’ll enter through a masquerade ball in the front of the BUCKHEAD THEATRE, so wear a mask and show off your mysterious side. To set the mood and keep you dancing all night long, we’ll have world-famous(ish) DJs Madflip, Mynd, Cannonball, and those wild Pananama City Boyz on old-school turntables on stage and the smokin’ hot DJ Camille ripping up the ones and twos in the center of the ballroom.

What about whip cream? We got you covered (only if you want to be). Whip cream wrestling? Sure, why not? Near-naked hotties in body paint? Done. Massive dessert/candy buffet? We know what you want. And because we’re sweet, let’s throw in Social Mess Candy Girls giving out free suckers all night long and if you can guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, we’ll enter you in the midnight kissing contest (still working out the kinks on that one). Don’t forget about the confetti and condom drop at midnight (safety first), and surprise antics only A Social Mess could pull off.

As for a few MINOR DETAILS: Open bar ALL NIGHT long with premium liquors and no lines, delicious food spread, complimentary coat check, massive restrooms, prop-filled photo booth, and 10,000+ square feet of pure amazing. Wear a tux or a sparkly party dress. Wear jean cut-offs and a Starter jacket. We don’t care! Get your tickets now before the price goes up like a 14-year-old watching Cinemax. We’re also presenting the first-ever VIP areas in the history of Social Mess events! Slow down, Cletus, there will only be two, but they will be BALLER SHOT CALLER status, so stay tuned for more info. Email us at events@asocialmess.com for group discounts for ten or more.

Justin Timberlake don’t know nothin’ about this kinda of sexy. GET TICKETS.

  • 31 BARTENDERS + NO LINES + PREMIUM OPEN BARS 8-2:30AM
  • MIDNIGHT CHAMPAGNE TOAST
  • BUD LIGHT GALORE
  • CONFETTI BALLOON DROP
  • COMPLIMENTARY FOOD SPREAD
  • 8,000 SQ FT. MAIN STAGE BALLROOM
  • FOUR DJs ON DECK AT ONCE
  • GLORIOUS LIGHT SHOW + GIANT DISCO BALL
  • PEOPLE IN COSTUMES
  • COUNTLESS SURPRISE ACTS ALL NIGHT
  • 7,000 SQ FT. LOBBY AREA
  • COMPLIMENTARY COAT CHECK
  • WEAR BLACK TIE OR JEAN SHORTS
  • 6,000 SQ FT. 2nd LEVEL PARTY
  • NYE PARTY FAVORS
  • CABARET DANCERS
  • THE MIDNIGHT DRUM LINE
  • 2013 PHOTO BOOTH
  • THE 2nd ACT OF A SOCIAL MESS’ GOSPEL CHOIR
  • GIANT RESTROOMS
  • 1,500 PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A MIDNIGHT FRENCH TONGUE KISS!

Tickets on sale NOW…GET EM HERE!

BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SOCIAL MESS’ DANGER SQUAD: Abigail Thompson, Alex Branch, Alexi Wilbourn, Allie Burrow, Ashley HESSeltine, Bonnie Lee, Brian Sernulka, Brian Stearns, Buddy Owen, Eli Nagle, Jacob SNAKE Schumaker, Jay Mayor Winter, Jennifer LESTER, Jimbo Tomanchek, Joe Rountree, Joel Darby, John John “FREE HUGS” Delladonna, Jonathan J-YO Young, Katie Jackson, Kelly O’Brien, Keri Kilgore, Kim NO PANTS Junod, Libby Vawter Duncan, Logan Duke, Macy Omer, Matt Stephen, Meagan Cavanaugh, Mick McDonald, Nathan Rigsby, Rae Ricio, SaraBeth Custin, Tom Rittle, Trey TOM Humphreys

The World’s Greatest Most Fantastic Super Duper Anti-hotel New Year’s Eve Gala Extravaganza in the Universe. Ever. Part II.


GET TICKETS HERE!

On the thirty first day of the year two thousand and ten and commencing at the hour eight Prime Meridian, the enchanted SOCIAL MESS caste and Bud Light dynasty invite the peeps of the republic and Wal-mart to

The World’s Greatest Most Fantastic Super Duper Anti-hotel New Year’s Eve Gala Extravaganza in the Universe. Ever. Part II.

This magical, theatrical, concertagical, DJagical, allyoucandrinkagical event and production is brought to you by Bud Light and A Social Mess. Hark the Angels, cancel AOL Online, fondle passengers at TSA and sell the ferrets because here we go again! Last year our NYE party sold out before Christmas so we are headed over to the Buckhead Theatre where we are planning the most bizarre, mind blowing entertainment this side of Piedmont. We know, all you care about is the OPEN BAR. This is an all-inclusive event which means free premium booze bar for those of you who failed Spanish 2 and/or Geology. Now, for those of you brain-childs who haven’t figured our MIT engineered highly complex ticket price programming platform, here it is. The first tickets are $75. Then $100.  Then $125. Then $150. The nerds over at Chattahoochee PolyTech informed us that the best deal is $75. Do you realize $75 is two drinks at a night club or a size medium Ed Hardy nightclub t-shirt?  Sweet goats we are practically giving it away! Our event will be a production unlike any other and include: 5 different DJs, a band, half naked dancing girls, drummers, booze, a professional dance crew, Tomahawk girls, 4 different areas, your mom, our mom and $400,000 in set design, lighting and ONE Condoms.  Wear a tuxedo, gown, jeans, pajamas, bikinis, blouses, leather pants, facemasks, wigs, newspaper or Keds shoes – WE DONT CARE.

HOSTED BY…Angel Santivasci, Ashley Hessletine, Buddy Owen, Casey Murphy, Catherine Orr, Gabby Klaes, James Wood, Jenn Gay, Jennifer Lester, Jenny Tribuzio, Jessica Hodnett, Jimbo Tomanchek, John John Delladonna, Jonathan Horowitz, Katy Brownlow, Kelly Koklas, Lane Parker, Lauren Sizemore, Matt Booker, Matt Stephen, Mick McDonald, MiMi Thorton, Nikky Williams, Patrick Jones, SaraBeth Custin, Tasha Mize, Trey Humphreys

GET TICKETS HERE!

Hypnosis Comedy Fundraiser 9/10


Two Showtimes: Friday, September 10th, 2010 | 7pm, 9:30pm.
Tickets: http://www.eddiesattic.com/ or phone 887.548.3237.
Price: $20 general admission. $100 4-person table. Ages 18+.

Comedian & hypnotist, Mark Irish, hosts a knee-slapping show full of your favorite Atlantans. Laugh hysterically as you witness local personalities be easily persuaded into Martian dances and more.

Hypnosis Panel to include 2 Showtimes & Panels.  Guests will also be selected to participate:

7PM Showtime Panel: Reserve Tickets for 7PM Showtime Here
DJ C@M of FlipFlops
Erin of Rock 100
Sir Fred Gear, OLG artist and mentor
J. Winter,Mayor of Ponce from Creative Loafing
John John Delladonna of A Social Mess & Pool Hall
Justin Anthony of 10 Degrees South
Kim Junod of Tin Lizzy’s
Luis Sandoval of Team Luis
SaraBeth Custin of A Social Mess

9PM Showtime Panel: Reserve Tickets for 9PM Showtime Here
Ashley Hesseltine of Hesseltime.com
Ashley Lane McKelvey, OLG artist and mentor
Brittany from Q100
Candice Harris of OLG
Eddie Owen of Eddie’s Attic
Frank Stout from Whynatte Latte
Lewis of 99X
Malissa Sole of 4th Ward Heroes
Meredith Pruden of MER-itocracy Creative
Michael Jordan of Thrillist.com
NikkThrillist.comy Williams of 680 The Fan
Trey Humphreys of Fur Bus, A Social Mess & Pool Hall

Why: Proceeds from the show will fund OLG’s trip to Ecuador to work with social projects and play a positive role of developing community awareness through the arts and active service.

One Love Generation is a non-profit organization empowering youth to inspire positive social change through art, service and awareness. OLG believes that the arts create awareness and that awareness creates the opportunity for change. The program matches gifted teen artists with professional artist mentors to create studio art projects focusing on specific environmental, socio-economical or philanthropic issues facing our world. Artists and mentees establish relationships with communities throughout the world and work together in developing artistic projects as a way to generate awareness about the issue on a larger scale. Each project illustrates the power of the arts as a tool for encouraging positive social change and gives the participants an opportunity to recognize their own capabilities.