Vday UNfashion Show

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Hello sweet lover! It’s your mistress A Social Mess. Your well endowed, lustful and busty Social Mess. I want you so bad. I need you. Snapchat me you sexy beast. Listen folks, here at A Social Mess we are not very good at love and whatnot but by George we are good at partying. Therefore, we are throwing a sweet little extravaganza on Valentines Day for those who think Valentines day is nonsense. Spray tans and botox, we are taking over Johnny’s Hideaway Thursday night, February 14th for the Social Mess UNfashion show and Lovers Utopia. We are going to highlight awful fashion on hot chicks and fat dudes. We are also going to bring in our DJs, Johnnys DJs and a myraid of Atlanta’s finest folks. This is a FREE party so come play with us. You will laugh, you will cry and you might go home with someone in your grandparents bingo group. Enjoy the sweet, sultry sounds of DJ CANNONBALL and DJ MADFLIP whilst previewing 2013 fashions only approved by A Social Mess and modeled by hot and not Social Mess Models. THURSDAY FEB 14th 8 pm – who cares, JOHNNY’S HIDEAWAY! FREE! Get your free ticket HERE.

21+, Tickets are first come first serve at the door.

Lepre*CON 2013 Shots

Someone, anyone, please tell me how (exactly how) ANYONE who lives in Ireland is still alive. Lepre*CON 2013 beat us like things that really get beat up. ONE HELL OF A PARTY. Best party yet! God Bless you people. We want to thank all of you booze-hounds who showed up in a frenzy Saturday. We can’t wait to do it again. Now, here are the pictures from the greatest St. Pats party of all time (well at least the ones the sober lawyers say we can release). Look for the others on Cinemax.LepreCON 2013

LepreCON 2013

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Call the NRA, this ones doing to be outrageous. A Social Mess presents the 4th annual LEPRE*CON 2013! Last year we has a small gathering of 4000 people and this year we are going large! Saturday, March 16th at Park Tavern: 3 pm till the Irish win a football game. The Spring Break Stage is BACK and we are making the contest more illegal full of debauchery.  We are also bringing in the current DJ from LMFAO – DJ Dainjazone, and original Beastie Boys DJ – DJ Hurricane to our usual Madflip hoopla…because they can PARTY. This is the St. Patrick’s day party of all parties. Ireland will be closed as they all will be at the Park Tavern. Wait till you see who we have hosting this beast! Oh lawd. Wear green, wear chaps, wear chains, wear your mother – we don’t care. Get your ticket now because we have to shut of presale tickets at 2000 (’til we know the weather permits!). Rules are rules, man. CONTESTS, DJS, HALF NUDE CHICKS, WET TSHIRTS, BUD LIGHT, JAGERMEISTER SHOTS, BUNIONS, FOAM PIT and real bull riding if we can talk Park Tavern into it. Love you.

And now, here is a video from last year’s mayhem. Enjoy. GET TICKETS.

Hosted by: Alex Branch, Abigail Thompson, Allie Burrow, Ashley Hesseltine, Bonnie Lee, Brian Sernulka, Brian Stearns, Buddy Owen, Casey Arundel, Jenny Tribuzio, Jacob SNAKE Schumaker, Jennifer Lester, Jimbo Tomanchek, Joe Rountree, John John “FREE HUGS” Delladonna, Katie Jackson, Kelly Chase, Kelly O’Brien, Kim Junod, Libby Vawter Duncan, Keri Kilgore, Logan Duke, Macy Omer, Jay “MAYOR” Winter, Mercedes Montalvo, Matt Stephen (Cheater), Meagan Cavanaugh, Mick McDonald, Nathan Rigsby, Rae Riccio, Tom Rittle, SaraBeth Custin, Trey Humphreys

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The World’s Greatest Most Fantastic Super Duper Anti-hotel New Year’s Eve Gala Extravaganza in the Universe. Ever. Part II.


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On the thirty first day of the year two thousand and ten and commencing at the hour eight Prime Meridian, the enchanted SOCIAL MESS caste and Bud Light dynasty invite the peeps of the republic and Wal-mart to

The World’s Greatest Most Fantastic Super Duper Anti-hotel New Year’s Eve Gala Extravaganza in the Universe. Ever. Part II.

This magical, theatrical, concertagical, DJagical, allyoucandrinkagical event and production is brought to you by Bud Light and A Social Mess. Hark the Angels, cancel AOL Online, fondle passengers at TSA and sell the ferrets because here we go again! Last year our NYE party sold out before Christmas so we are headed over to the Buckhead Theatre where we are planning the most bizarre, mind blowing entertainment this side of Piedmont. We know, all you care about is the OPEN BAR. This is an all-inclusive event which means free premium booze bar for those of you who failed Spanish 2 and/or Geology. Now, for those of you brain-childs who haven’t figured our MIT engineered highly complex ticket price programming platform, here it is. The first tickets are $75. Then $100.  Then $125. Then $150. The nerds over at Chattahoochee PolyTech informed us that the best deal is $75. Do you realize $75 is two drinks at a night club or a size medium Ed Hardy nightclub t-shirt?  Sweet goats we are practically giving it away! Our event will be a production unlike any other and include: 5 different DJs, a band, half naked dancing girls, drummers, booze, a professional dance crew, Tomahawk girls, 4 different areas, your mom, our mom and $400,000 in set design, lighting and ONE Condoms.  Wear a tuxedo, gown, jeans, pajamas, bikinis, blouses, leather pants, facemasks, wigs, newspaper or Keds shoes – WE DONT CARE.

HOSTED BY…Angel Santivasci, Ashley Hessletine, Buddy Owen, Casey Murphy, Catherine Orr, Gabby Klaes, James Wood, Jenn Gay, Jennifer Lester, Jenny Tribuzio, Jessica Hodnett, Jimbo Tomanchek, John John Delladonna, Jonathan Horowitz, Katy Brownlow, Kelly Koklas, Lane Parker, Lauren Sizemore, Matt Booker, Matt Stephen, Mick McDonald, MiMi Thorton, Nikky Williams, Patrick Jones, SaraBeth Custin, Tasha Mize, Trey Humphreys

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