On the thirty first day of the year two thousand and ten and commencing at the hour eight Prime Meridian, the enchanted SOCIAL MESS caste and Bud Light dynasty invite the peeps of the republic and Wal-mart to
The World’s Greatest Most Fantastic Super Duper Anti-hotel New Year’s Eve Gala Extravaganza in the Universe. Ever. Part II.
This magical, theatrical, concertagical, DJagical, allyoucandrinkagical event and production is brought to you by Bud Light and A Social Mess. Hark the Angels, cancel AOL Online, fondle passengers at TSA and sell the ferrets because here we go again! Last year our NYE party sold out before Christmas so we are headed over to the Buckhead Theatre where we are planning the most bizarre, mind blowing entertainment this side of Piedmont. We know, all you care about is the OPEN BAR. This is an all-inclusive event which means free premium booze bar for those of you who failed Spanish 2 and/or Geology. Now, for those of you brain-childs who haven’t figured our MIT engineered highly complex ticket price programming platform, here it is. The first tickets are $75. Then $100. Then $125. Then $150. The nerds over at Chattahoochee PolyTech informed us that the best deal is $75. Do you realize $75 is two drinks at a night club or a size medium Ed Hardy nightclub t-shirt? Sweet goats we are practically giving it away! Our event will be a production unlike any other and include: 5 different DJs, a band, half naked dancing girls, drummers, booze, a professional dance crew, Tomahawk girls, 4 different areas, your mom, our mom and $400,000 in set design, lighting and ONE Condoms. Wear a tuxedo, gown, jeans, pajamas, bikinis, blouses, leather pants, facemasks, wigs, newspaper or Keds shoes – WE DONT CARE.
HOSTED BY…Angel Santivasci, Ashley Hessletine, Buddy Owen, Casey Murphy, Catherine Orr, Gabby Klaes, James Wood, Jenn Gay, Jennifer Lester, Jenny Tribuzio, Jessica Hodnett, Jimbo Tomanchek, John John Delladonna, Jonathan Horowitz, Katy Brownlow, Kelly Koklas, Lane Parker, Lauren Sizemore, Matt Booker, Matt Stephen, Mick McDonald, MiMi Thorton, Nikky Williams, Patrick Jones, SaraBeth Custin, Tasha Mize, Trey Humphreys