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My First French Kiss

My First French Kiss

Tom Humphreys

February 5th, 2015

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Horrific. That about sums it up. There comes a point in every man and woman’s life where you French Kiss for the first time. Unless you don’t. I guess. My introduction to this world of romantic endeavor occurred in the 6th grade. However, my first […]

The 5 Atlanta Festivals You Cannot Miss in 2015 Unless You Literally Can’t Even (Attend)

The 5 Atlanta Festivals You Cannot Miss in 2015 Unless You Literally Can’t Even (Attend)

Tom Humphreys

January 29th, 2015

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Sure there is the Dogwood Festival and the Inman Park Festival if you like buying birdhouses made out of license plates but what if you like to party? What if you enjoy a few brews and poor morals? What if you are young, single and […]

The Scariest Christmas of My Life

The Scariest Christmas of My Life

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December 23rd, 2014

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house… Scratch that. It was Christmas morning and MY WORLD CAME CRASHING DOWN. Let me preface this disaster with some background info. You see, long ago about third grade, Mom and I were living in an […]

Ring In 2015 With Yacht Rock Revue & Yacht Rock Schooner

Ring In 2015 With Yacht Rock Revue & Yacht Rock Schooner

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December 17th, 2014

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As you may be aware, we are not having a NYE party this year because of plumbing issues, excel spreadsheet errors, global warming and running out of room in Buckhead. You just wait ’til our new spot next year, lord help us. THAT being said, […]

A Magical Night with Susan Boyle

A Magical Night with Susan Boyle

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November 13th, 2014

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A Magical Night with Susan Boyle  By Trey Humphreys To my recollection, I only saw two music shows this past year. Just two. One was the TomorrowWorld Electronic Music Festival with over 300 DJ’s and a billion dollars in lasers, pyro, glow sticks and speakers. […]

Buford Highway Adventure Club

Buford Highway Adventure Club

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July 3rd, 2014

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by: Trey Humphreys It’s Monday Funday you yolos.  Well, it was.  I am not sure what your Monday afternoon usually consists of but the upper brass here at A Social Mess believe in America, fine spirits, and educational field trips.  In the same fashion as […]

This is Braves County!

This is Braves County!

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April 3rd, 2014

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By Mayor of Ponce It’s Opening Day, and I’m not OTP nor ITP- I’m burning rubber ON the perimeter, up 285, aka The Pascual Perez Memorial Highway. Since the good guys are opening up on the road in Milwaukee, I scoot past I-20 like it’s […]

Steamhouse Lounge’s 2014 Oysterfest

Steamhouse Lounge’s 2014 Oysterfest

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February 18th, 2014

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Listen here, folks. Steamhouse Lounge’s Oysterfest is this weekend and by God, you need to be there. Don’t like oysters? You do now. Don’t like hanging out with 8k cool people? The library is closed. Don’t like Budweiser and Jagermeister? Whatever. Here are some facts about this […]

The Book of Mormon Review By Jon Stennis

The Book of Mormon Review By Jon Stennis

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February 7th, 2014

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Tonight I saw The Book of Mormon alongside the lady with whom I share a bed. Besides being balls cold with a wind chill factor of “let me peel your face with a razor knife,” it was a calm evening; the bums were meandering about […]

Do Not Look…

Do Not Look…

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January 7th, 2014

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…at these Pictures! Twas the night before New Year’s Day, and all through the house…EVERYONE WENT BANANAS, apparently. So much for a refined, formal affair with A Social Mess for New Year’s Eve. My God, what is wrong with you people? If you are not […]