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How Bout That Ride In

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August 20th, 2014

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by The Mayor of Ponce Part 1: Its 9am on the outskirts of the 504, and the line is already snaked along the sidewalk with luggage and screaming babies scattered about. The Louisiana sun blazing down on my two black eyes, and my head feeling […]

The Day I Almost Died

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August 14th, 2014

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by Trey Humphreys I am sure the four folks that read my blogs (by accident) are well versed with recreational use of the #1 killer of human beings, Marijuana. If not, let me explain. Marijuana is a plant, is grown out of HELL and contains […]

Facts You Need To Know

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August 13th, 2014

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by Trey Humphreys 100 million Americans have tried marijuana at least once, and more than 25 million have smoked it in the last year. There are only 20 million Americans in America. The name marijuana comes from a Mexican slang term for cannabis and is […]

“Halloween BOOnanza V” Flyer Contest

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August 7th, 2014

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A Social Mess’ Halloween BOOnanza V is around the corner. Save the date: Friday, October 31. Save the place: Buckhead Theatre. We will be launching tickets soon. If you have never been to this party, it hurts our feelings. Contest Announcement: We are looking for […]

The Worst Human Inventions of All Time

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August 7th, 2014

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By Trey Humphreys For some reason, I have been noticing annoying and useless things lately. Maybe it is because I’m a middle-aged man writing articles for a drunk mid-twenties audience. Or maybe it is because there is some real useless sh*t out there. Or perhaps, I am useless. And wasted. Regardless, here […]

Secret Letter from The Bachelorette’s Second-Place-Dude Leaked to Public

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July 31st, 2014

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by Trey Humphreys If you are a normal person, then you have no idea what happened on The Bachelorette this season because you have much better things to do with your life like succeed. Therefore, let me recap for you because I have no life […]

Craigslist Ads Of The Week

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July 31st, 2014

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Please God text Mitchell about this one… Dog house Perfectly terrible dog house that the owner claims won’t fit in a sedan Used office folders. Estimated value, $.08 Dead Christmas tree, HOWEVER branches are in good shape This is actually fantastic. Wonder how he chose […]

Letter To A Young Bartender, From Jackson Cannon

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July 24th, 2014

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Dear Jackson, Pick your destination. Think carefully about what you really want. Look at your shoes. Your first step: Get new shoes. You will not have to map your route to your destination. You will be guided. All of the people you work with from […]

The Top 5 Best Instagram Accounts In The World

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July 24th, 2014

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by: Trey Humphreys You got a smart phone? Rich? Well perf, because there is an app called the Instagram and it is a real hit sensation these days. Where else can awkwardly attractive girls post their dumb face 7 times a day for the world […]

Buford Highway Adventure Club

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July 3rd, 2014

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by: Trey Humphreys It’s Monday Funday you yolos.  Well, it was.  I am not sure what your Monday afternoon usually consists of but the upper brass here at A Social Mess believe in America, fine spirits, and educational field trips.  In the same fashion as […]

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