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Top 10 Worst Shots of All Time (plus my new inventions)

Tom Humphreys

February 19th, 2015

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by Trey Humphreys Hello friends. Tom here. Let’s talk about shots. Sure, they build camaraderie but they also cause blackouts, vomit and disgusting romantic encounters with bizarre humans. I wouldn’t know. I think shots should be against the law but who am I to make […]

Free Tickets to Steamhouse Lounge Oysterfest This Weekend

Tom Humphreys

February 19th, 2015

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The time has arrived.  Saturday 11 am  to 7 pm and Sunday noon to 6 pm. Let’s party. Want to win 2 free tickets to Oysterfest? Yes,  you sure do. Well then, simply post any picture of yourself as a “social mess” on Steamhouse Lounge’s […]

Free Food from Gusto! Wood Fire Grill & 10 Flywheel Classes

Tom Humphreys

February 19th, 2015

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Guess what? It is festival season which is the precursor to bathing suit season which means you have to get your fat a** in shape. Well, low and behold we have a deal for you friends. Our buddies over at Gusto! Woodfire Grill have teamed […]

Social Mess Ultimate Givaway! FREE SHIZZZZZZZZZ!

Tom Humphreys

February 17th, 2015

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Just like your girl Oprah, we got some shiz to give away. Damn right. That ol girl ain’t got nothing on us. Ish. Here we go with our first ever GIVEAWAY ISSUE!  WIN FREE SH*T ALL DAY LONG! Lepre*CON 2015 WIN 4 TICKETS | March […]

LEPRE*CON 2015 ARTIST LINE UP

Tom Humphreys

February 13th, 2015

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Welcome the greatest party of the year, LEPRECON 2015. Indeed kind sir, on March 14th our worries melt into a sea of booze and green. We, along with 4000+ of our most fantastic friends,  we raise our glass/can/bottle/shots to Ol boy “St. Patricks” as we […]

Bubble Soccer

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February 13th, 2015

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As you know, the host team of A Social Mess are exceptional athletes. As such, we decided to don a very competitive and intense game of Bubble Soccer for our latest photo shoot to promote LEPRE*CON 2015. Check out the video to witness the blood, […]

LOVE: Miracles, Pat Benatar & Mayonnaise Explain Love and Valentine’s Day

Tom Humphreys

February 12th, 2015

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by Trey Humphreys Cupid and Katniss Everdeen both shoot arrows. Coincidence? I think not. Happy Valentine’s Day. Terrible. A strange thing happened to me this morning. In an ever-long quest to figure out “Love” so that I don’t die a lonely old man in a […]

Fontaine’s Oyster House Fat Tuesday Party!

Tom Humphreys

February 12th, 2015

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Hey Fat A$$! Next Tuesday is FAT Tuesday! Do you know what that means? What rhymes with Oysters? Drunk. Join us next Tuesday at Fontaine’s in the Highlands for our annual Fat Tuesday celebration. As they say in the home of the French Fry, Laissez les […]

My First French Kiss

Tom Humphreys

February 5th, 2015

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Horrific. That about sums it up. There comes a point in every man and woman’s life where you French Kiss for the first time. Unless you don’t. I guess. My introduction to this world of romantic endeavor occurred in the 6th grade. However, my first […]

Ticket Price Increase Next Tuesday. THANKS OBAMA.

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January 29th, 2015

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We apologize, but are forced by the laws of nature to increase ticket prices next Tuesday due to higher than usual ticket sales. You see, math whizzes, we are only allowed to sell a certain amount of pre-sale tickets due to space constraints at Piedmont […]

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