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My 5 Day Text Marathon with a Spammer that Doesn’t End Pretty…

Tom Humphreys

August 13th, 2015

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I write this with a broken heart. Last week, a man named “Tom” contacted a company I own asking to rent a bus. Poor Tom said that he is hearing impaired and would have to do the transaction over email and text. Because I like […]

Eats & Beats at Buckhead Theatre Aug 13th

Tom Humphreys

August 6th, 2015

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by Trey Humphreys Do you love Gorillas? God bless how could you not? Wonderful. I do too. Many moons and a stones throw ago I actually interned at The Atlanta Zoo. After graduating from Auburn University with a Zoology Degree (the equivalent of taking 70k […]

An Ode to Arnold and Hot Dogs

Tom Humphreys

July 29th, 2015

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By Ema Cupcake SO…Furbus Trey has spoken and decided the people want to read what I have to write. Who I am? Good question. I’m a 20-something, unemployed (Who wants to take me to lunch?) female who did not match with Trey Humphreys on Tinder. […]

Real Life Hangover Cures

Tom Humphreys

July 15th, 2015

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  By Trey Humphreys Let’s focus for a minute. If there is one thing I hate in this glorious world of ours, it’s a handicap inducing hangover. If you don’t drink or can drink in moderation like a real show off, then stop reading this […]

10 Reasons I would lose the Bachelorette TV Show

Tom Humphreys

July 2nd, 2015

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By Trey Humphreys I watch the Bachelorette TV show on ABC. Am I proud of it? I am. It’s wonderful.  Like Justin Bieber in a bath tub. That wonderful. If you have no life like me and TV is your soulmate, you know we are […]

What Song Do Atlanta DJ’s Play at Every Gig?

Tom Humphreys

June 17th, 2015

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Are you a DJ? Do you like DJ’s? If you are a drunk girl in Buckhead, probably not. I was an average local DJ for several years and if there is one thing I learned, girls are assholes. Try pleasing any 23 year old female […]

Adult Spring Break Top 10 Do’s & Don’ts

Tom Humphreys

May 13th, 2015

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By John John Delladonna The Guinness Book of World Records holder for most consecutive Adult Spring Breaks (ASB) in Destin, Florida is John John Delladonna. With a liver of steel, John John is coming up on his 20+ year in a row.  Here are your do’s and don’ts […]

Top 5 Memorial Day Weekend Parties

Tom Humphreys

May 13th, 2015

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By Laura Diem First and foremost, congrats to everyone who survived The Shaky Knees Festival. Looked kind of like 420 Fest, but no one was barefoot wrapped in plastic, covered in mud and peeing their pants at main stage. Good times. If you are in […]

Cute Boy Movie Club: 50 Shades of Rampage

Tom Humphreys

April 29th, 2015

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By The Mayor of Ponce BOOM. What up fellow film aficionados? Mayor here. Praise our savior Tom Xenu Cruise! After getting his E-Meter reading and Audits, Shaman Tom is back in the States! Things are getting back to normal here at ASMHQ (which is actually […]

The 7 Survival Tips for Festival Season

Tom Humphreys

April 22nd, 2015

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  By Chris Marler and Josh Gentrup Spring/summer is here and what better time to get out of your comfort zone and experience culture and fellowship at the various festivals around your city? Whether it’s Bonnaroo or a boy scout bake sale, here are some […]

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