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Beer Olympics

Hey you pathetic athlete wannabes!  Grab your Sunday sippy cups and rex specs because it is time to compete for the Gold.  In honor of the true athletes of the 2010 winter Olympics and Beer,  ASM is hosting our own winter Olympics.  However, ours are real stupid.  Our events dating back to the early Greeks and […]

Beaches are Fun

“I guess I should’ve known, by the way you parked your car sideways, that it wouldn’t last.” That’s because WHO would ever be friends much less involved with, anyone who takes up two parking spots?  You have GOT to be kidding me.  Actually, I take that back, I WOULD like to hang around anyone that […]